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Top 10 Best Santa Claus Jokes

#10

 

What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

 
#9
 

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

 
#8
 

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

 
#7
 

What kind of motorcycle does Santa Claus ride?

A "Holly" Davidson!

 
#6
 

What do you call Santa when he has no money?

Saint "Nickel"-less!

 
#5
 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

 
#4
 

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?

At a Ho-ho-tel!

 
#3
 

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?

Crisp Kringle!

 
#2
 

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

 
#1
 

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

 
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