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#10

 

The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and said she would do her best to 'dismangle' the English language.

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#9
 

The Republican Convention is under way. The theme for tonight's Republican Convention is, 'Who is John McCain?' Tomorrow night's theme is, 'Who forgot to check if the Vice President's daughter is pregnant?'

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#8
 

I think this is pertinent because McCain has been running this campaign based on 'we're at war, it's a dangerous world out there. The democrats don't get that. I John McCain am the only one standing between the blood-thirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this stewardess can handle it.'

--BILL MAHER

 
#7
 

This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF.

--BILL MAHER

 
#6
 

Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
#5
 

Even though Governor Palin is not expected to do particularly well in tomorrow night's debate, she is favored heavily in Friday night's swimsuit competition.

--JIMMY KIMMEL

 
#4
 

Sarah Palin, she's getting ready for tomorrow's debate. I understand she now knows all three branches of government.

--JAY LENO

 
#3
 

Sarah Palin thinks the alphabet has 22 letters. She's so dumb she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks billboards are postcards from giants. The governor of Alaska is so dumb, she thinks soy milk is Spanish for 'I am milk.'

--WYATT CENAC

 
#2
 

She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska.

--JIMMY KIMMEL

 
#1
 

John McCain's campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, until reporters can address her with respect and deference. Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen?

--JAY LENO

 
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