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#10

 

Why did the physicist disconnect his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

 
#9
 

What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?

"Gotta split!"

 
#8
 

Where does a chemist put the dishes?

In the Zinc!

 
#7
 

Neutrino.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

(I suppose that's relatively funny.)

 
#6
 

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink.

The other says "I'll have what he's having."

 
#5
 

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"

The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

 
#4
 

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?"

The other responded: "I lost an electron."

Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"

The other replied "I'm positive."

 
#3
 

What is the Heineken Uncertainty Principle?

You can never be sure how many beers you had last night!

 
#2
 

How do you spot a chemist in the bathroom?

He's the one who washes his hands BEFORE peeing!

 
#1
 

Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!

 
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