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#10

 

Trying is the first step to failure.

--HOMER SIMPSON

 
#9
 

I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie!

--LISA SIMPSON

 
#8
 

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

--NED FLANDERS

 
#7
 

Hey, Mel. Bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt.

--KRUSTY THE CLOWN

 
#6
 

Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?

--HOMER SIMPSON

 
#5
 

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#4
 

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

--LISA SIMPSON

 
#3
 

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

--HOMER SIMPSON

 
#2
 

The spacecraft has apparently been taken over "conquered" if you will by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

--KENT BROCKMAN

 
#1
 

And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters, and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called "Fox News".

--BART SIMPSON

 
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