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Top 10 Best Spider Jokes

#10

 

What do spiders eat in Paris?

French flies!

 
#9
 

What kind of doctors like spiders?

Spin doctors!

 
#8
 

Why did the spider buy a computer?

She wanted a website!

 
#7
 

Why did the spider cross the road?

There was no spider. There was no road. the spider is a metaphorical manifestation of your pathological and subconcious fear. Fear of what you may ask? The chicken!

 
#6
 

What did one spider say to another?

"Time's fun when you're having flies!"

 
#5
 

Why did the spider sit down beside Miss Muffet?

To find out what the hell was a tuffet!

 
#4
 

Why do spiders spin webs?

Because they can't knit!

 
#3
 

Why do spiders make good baseball players?

They know how to catch flies!

 
#2
 

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!

 
#1
 

What do you call a big irish spider?

Paddy long legs!

 
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