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Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Trekkie

#10

 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You've figured out the stardate system.

 
#9
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You understand Klingon.

 
#8
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You flip open your cellphone and expect to hear it chirp.

 
#7
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You have more than one pair of Spock ears in the junk drawer.

 
#6
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

When shopping for ambient sound machines, you search for models containing a white noise labeled, "Warp Core".

 
#5
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You find yourself saying "make it so" in casual conversation.

 
#4
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You've actually considered buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint.

 
#3
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You have an inexplicable urge to pull the legs off your hamster to make a tribble.

 
#2
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You own a Starfleet Manual and can recite from memory the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class of starship.

 
#1
 

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You're afraid to wear a red shirt.

 
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