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#10

 

Why didn't Tarzan answer Jane's call?

His vine was busy!

 
#9
 

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

He was perfecting his swing!

 
#8
 

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells ...

 
#7
 

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

 
#6
 

Why didn't Tarzan believe the tiger?

He thought it was lion!

 
#5
 

Why didn't Tarzan like to play poker in the jungle?

There were too many cheetahs!

 
#4
 

Why did Tarzan and Jane break up?

He was too much of a swinger!

 
#3
 

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look! A herd of elephants!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?

Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

 
#2
 

What were Tarzan's last words?

Who greased the viiiiiiiine???!!!

 
#1
 

One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.

"Sex?" he asked. "What's that?"

She explained what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!"

Horrified, Jane said, "Oh, Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her dress, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and gave her a powerful kick in the crotch with his foot. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!"

 
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