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#10

 

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

--SOOKIE STACKHOUSE

 
#9
 

That sonuvabitch. It's like he sucked out my brain and planted all his own babies there.

--JASON STACKHOUSE

 
#8
 

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to.

--PAM DE BEAUFORT

 
#7
 

Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, "Hey y’all, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers."

--JASON STACKHOUSE

 
#6
 

I want to kill people. I’m so hungry, and all you do is talk, and I’m starving. You’re so mean! You're supposed to take care of me. That’s what you said. And, oh, you SUCK! hahahahahahahaha That’s funny because you Do suck.

--JESSICA HAMBY

 
#5
 

When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.

--TERRY BELLEFLEUR

 
#4
 

I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

--JASON STACKHOUSE

 
#3
 

Low self-esteem, childhood trauma, blah blah snore.

--TARA THORNTON

 
#2
 

You think that it's not magic that keeps you alive? Just 'cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn't make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic. We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all.

--BILL COMPTON

 
#1
 

You should try the chicken fried steak. It's like a chicken and a steak got together and made a baby. A delicious, crispy baby.

--HOYT FORTENBERRY

 
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