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Top 10 Best Twilight Jokes

#10

 

How can you tell when Edward has been to the bakery?

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly donuts.

 
#9
 

Why does Edward like art class?

Because he likes to "draw" blood.

 
#8
 

How do you drown Rosalie?

Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

 
#7
 

What happened when Edward fed on a sheep?

He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

 
#6
 

How do you stop Jacob from attacking you?

Throw a stick and yell "fetch!"

 
#5
 

What do you call an emotional Twilighter?

A Twibaby.

 
#4
 

Why did the teacher send Jasper home?

He was coffin too much.

 
#3
 

How did Jacob's boss discover he was a werewolf?

He kept calling in sick with "mange."

 
#2
 

Why is Twilight like watching a soccer match?

Young people running around ... lots of heavy breathing ... and nobody scores!

 
#1
 

What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are for decoration.

 
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