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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
If you get shot and blood is everywhere, you can still very nearly finish a duet.
You're never fully dressed without a smile :)
Don't sit under the chandelier.
--The Phantom of the Opera
Happiness is only a day away.
When you're sixteen going on seventeen, that cute mail boy you're flirting with might turn out to be a Nazi sympathizer.
--The Sound of Music
Snapping is a legit style of gang violence.
--West Side Story
No matter how much a plant begs for you to give it blood. Don't.
--Little Shop of Horrors