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Top 10 Best Vampire Jokes

#10

 

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

 
#9
 

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a cow?

A hamburger that bites back!

 
#8
 

Why did Dracula flunk out of art class?

Because he could only draw blood!

 
#7
 

What does Dracula take when he has a sore throat?

Coffin drops!

 
#6
 

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club!

 
#5
 

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because coffee keeps them awake all day!

 
#4
 

What did the bartender say to the vampire?

This blood’s for you!

 
#3
 

How do vampires begin letters?

Tomb it may concern!

 
#2
 

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving!

 
#1
 

What do you call a cross-dressing vampire?

Count Dragula!

 
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