Top 10 Best Vegetable Jokes

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears!

What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish!

What do you call a fast fungus?

A mush-vroom!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Does it smell like carrots?

Why did the asparagus blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Which vegetable did Noah leave off the Ark?

Leeks!

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean!

What do chickens grow on?

Eggplants!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

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