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Top 10 Best Will Rogers Quotes

#10

 

A fool and his money are soon elected.
 
#9
 

Politics is applesauce.

 
#8
 

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

 
#7
 

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

 
#6
 

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

 
#5
 

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

 
#4
 

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

 
#3
 

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

 
#2
 

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

 
#1
 

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

 
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