Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes getting boring.